the day started like any other day, except today i was doing somethign completely out of the ordinary and going to bussleton. a beautiful breakfast at maccas, followed by a car ride with copious amounts of whiskey and some good songs (courtesy of me); also some bad songs (courtesy of my friends). after 4 hours of driving in scorching heat air-con-less and full of whiskeh, we arrive at busselton maccas. we eat. we meet jules busso for the first time, we go back to his to pitch the tent. by this time, i was on an all time high: full of alcohol, walking in the sun, about to join in the festivities of southbound.
and that was the morning
the rest of the day was a big blur
whiskey+sunshine= dont go der' girlfriend...
full of headaches, heat stroke, and hari krishna
the second morning
started with: getting walked in on whilst in disabled toilets....
bathing in the ocean with hundreds of people around....
whiskey, tequila, playing cards covered with naked ladies....
etc....
day two, saturday, 18+ wrist band located on left wrist, smile on ma dile
saw old friends
drank lots of jimmys
and a few shitty hahns
saw old friends
kissed people i should/shouldn't have
boogied to sharon jones
spent too much at the bar
toked to cat empire
partied
(circa 11.30pm)
chased by security
yelled at people
robbed a servo
ate a sausage
got chased by a pack of holwing wolves
WALKED HOME FOR OVER 2 HOURS IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE PHONELESS CASHLESS VISIONLESS, with a 15 kg rock handy just incase someone thinks its a good idea to rape and murder these guys walking at 2 in the morning through busso
sundeee morn,
bathed in a swimming pool
did not get sunburnt
5 hours drive home
THE MUSIC IN THE CAR - FUCCCK - basically can only sum it up by:
everything ever played on commercial radio/tv/media
everything i hear at the shit derro parties i go to
everything i hear at mildly good parties
everything i hate
and a few songs i own but never listen to cause i hate them
..................
suicide was looking very tempting right about now
overall- i'd do it all again next year
good times
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
space monkeys
The first ever monkey astronaut was Albert, a rhesus monkey, who on June 11, 1948 rode to over 63 km (39 miles) on a V2 rocket. Albert died of suffocation during the flight.
Albert was followed by Albert II who survived the V2 flight but died on impact on June 14, 1949. Albert II became the first monkey in space as his flight reached 134 km (83 miles) - past the Karman line of 100 km taken to designate the beginning of space. Albert III died at 35,000 feet (10.7 km) in an explosion of his V2 on September 16, 1949. Albert IV on the last monkey V2 flight died on impact on December 8 that year. His flight reached 130.6 km. Albert I, II and IV were rhesus monkeys while Albert III was a cynomolgus monkey.
Monkeys later flew on Aerobee rockets. On April 18, 1951, a monkey, possibly called Albert V, died due to parachute failure. Yorick, also called Albert VI, along with 11 mice crewmates, became the first animals to survive rocket flight on 20 September 1951; although, he died 2 hours after landing. Two of the mice also died after recovery; all of the deaths were thought to be related to stress from overheating in the sealed capsule in the New Mexico sun while awaiting the recovery team. Albert VI's flight reached 70 km, below the definition of spaceflight. Patricia and Mike, two cynomolgus monkeys, flew on May 21, 1952 and survived but their flight was only to 26 kilometers.
On December 13, 1958, Gordo, also called Old Reliable, a squirrel monkey, survived being launched aboard JUPITER AM-13 by the US Army. He died because of a mechanical failure of the parachute recovery system in the rocket nosecone.
On May 28, 1959, aboard the JUPITER AM-18, Able, a rhesus monkey, and Miss Baker, a squirrel monkey, became the first living beings to successfully return to Earth after traveling in space (defined as above 50 mile altitude by the U.S. at the time). They travelled in excess of 16,000 km/h, and withstood 38 g (373 m/s²). Able died June 1, 1959 while undergoing surgery to remove an infected medical electrode, from a reaction to the anesthesia. Baker died November 29, 1984 at the age of 27 and is buried on the grounds of the US Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. Able was preserved, and is now on display at the Smithsonian Institute of Air and Space Museum. Their names were taken from a phonetic alphabet.
In 1959, Sam, a rhesus monkey flew on the Little Joe 2 in the Mercury program to 53 miles high. Miss Sam, also a rhesus monkey, followed in 1960, on Little Joe 1B although her flight was only to 8 mi (14 km) in a test of emergency procedures. (Ham and Enos also flew in the Mercury program but they were chimpanzees).
Goliath, a squirrel monkey died in the explosion of his Atlas rocket on November 10, 1961. A rhesus monkey called Scatback flew a sub-orbital flight on December 20, 1961 but was lost at sea after landing.
Bonny, a pig-tailed macaque, flew on Biosatellite 3, a mission which lasted from 29 June to 8 July 1969. This was the first multi-day monkey flight - but came after longer human spaceflights were common. He died within a day of landing.
Spacelab 3 on the Space Shuttle flight STS-51B featured two squirrel monkeys named No. 3165 and No. 384-80. The flight was from 29 April - 6 May 1985.
Albert was followed by Albert II who survived the V2 flight but died on impact on June 14, 1949. Albert II became the first monkey in space as his flight reached 134 km (83 miles) - past the Karman line of 100 km taken to designate the beginning of space. Albert III died at 35,000 feet (10.7 km) in an explosion of his V2 on September 16, 1949. Albert IV on the last monkey V2 flight died on impact on December 8 that year. His flight reached 130.6 km. Albert I, II and IV were rhesus monkeys while Albert III was a cynomolgus monkey.
Monkeys later flew on Aerobee rockets. On April 18, 1951, a monkey, possibly called Albert V, died due to parachute failure. Yorick, also called Albert VI, along with 11 mice crewmates, became the first animals to survive rocket flight on 20 September 1951; although, he died 2 hours after landing. Two of the mice also died after recovery; all of the deaths were thought to be related to stress from overheating in the sealed capsule in the New Mexico sun while awaiting the recovery team. Albert VI's flight reached 70 km, below the definition of spaceflight. Patricia and Mike, two cynomolgus monkeys, flew on May 21, 1952 and survived but their flight was only to 26 kilometers.
On December 13, 1958, Gordo, also called Old Reliable, a squirrel monkey, survived being launched aboard JUPITER AM-13 by the US Army. He died because of a mechanical failure of the parachute recovery system in the rocket nosecone.
On May 28, 1959, aboard the JUPITER AM-18, Able, a rhesus monkey, and Miss Baker, a squirrel monkey, became the first living beings to successfully return to Earth after traveling in space (defined as above 50 mile altitude by the U.S. at the time). They travelled in excess of 16,000 km/h, and withstood 38 g (373 m/s²). Able died June 1, 1959 while undergoing surgery to remove an infected medical electrode, from a reaction to the anesthesia. Baker died November 29, 1984 at the age of 27 and is buried on the grounds of the US Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. Able was preserved, and is now on display at the Smithsonian Institute of Air and Space Museum. Their names were taken from a phonetic alphabet.
In 1959, Sam, a rhesus monkey flew on the Little Joe 2 in the Mercury program to 53 miles high. Miss Sam, also a rhesus monkey, followed in 1960, on Little Joe 1B although her flight was only to 8 mi (14 km) in a test of emergency procedures. (Ham and Enos also flew in the Mercury program but they were chimpanzees).
Goliath, a squirrel monkey died in the explosion of his Atlas rocket on November 10, 1961. A rhesus monkey called Scatback flew a sub-orbital flight on December 20, 1961 but was lost at sea after landing.
Bonny, a pig-tailed macaque, flew on Biosatellite 3, a mission which lasted from 29 June to 8 July 1969. This was the first multi-day monkey flight - but came after longer human spaceflights were common. He died within a day of landing.
Spacelab 3 on the Space Shuttle flight STS-51B featured two squirrel monkeys named No. 3165 and No. 384-80. The flight was from 29 April - 6 May 1985.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
video's for one, video's for all!
Mother: Hey, hey. What's with the party early in the morning. Everyone go away, shoo, shoo. Why not take some rest, dear.
Rajinikanth: OK Mom
Thavakalai: Dude, give me a beedie.
Rajinikanth: Hey! Kids shouldn't smoke.
Thavakalai: Buddy, I'm ten years older than you. Give it to me I say.
Rajinikanth: And if I don't?
Thavakalai: I'll skin you alive.
Rajinikanth: Here you go.
Rajinikanth: OK Mom
Thavakalai: Dude, give me a beedie.
Rajinikanth: Hey! Kids shouldn't smoke.
Thavakalai: Buddy, I'm ten years older than you. Give it to me I say.
Rajinikanth: And if I don't?
Thavakalai: I'll skin you alive.
Rajinikanth: Here you go.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
old german cars
when the cigarette lighter doesnt look like its working,
7 out of 10 times it isnt!
but for those other 3, IT IS!
i now have a permanent heat spot which is burning; and after the burn it continues to burn without fault.
what makes it even worse is its my most important finger of my life (right index finger)
so im pretty much disabled now
hail mercedes
7 out of 10 times it isnt!
but for those other 3, IT IS!
i now have a permanent heat spot which is burning; and after the burn it continues to burn without fault.
what makes it even worse is its my most important finger of my life (right index finger)
so im pretty much disabled now
hail mercedes
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
ho' shit!
just had an epiphany
i know why im slugging it through the rough of exams right now
whilst most of my fellow year-of-the-monk-ians are livin it up...
my school conviniently scheduled our exams to be right in the middle of leavers week
so we wouldnt go on leavers...
maybe?
i dunno?
i might not know that, but i do know this is an image i could stare at for hours:
is it just me or.....
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
:
what....
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away
:
what....
australian sex party
nope, unfortunately its not a raging nation wide orgy
but instead the latest addition to our free nation's political ranks.
the slogan: 'serious about sex' is not a joke
theyre aiming at a new sexuality for our nation.
mission statement includes:
-to overturn Internet censorship.
-incorporating the sexual education curriculum into schools
-making viagra and other such sexual stimulants more readily available
-promote femenism (ie. more women in parliament, pssh)
-legalize gay marriages
-Abolish sex slavery and sexual servitude by introducing non morality-based immigration policies that allow bona-fide sex workers to work legally in Australia.
-Overturn racist laws that ban Aboriginal people from possessing erotic and sexual media in the Northern Territory.
-Ensure the sexual rights and freedoms of the disabled and elderly in institutions.
-rights, privledges, health care etc. for sex workers
the party launches itself at the melbourne sexpo
adult sex stores all over the nation will act as the fronts for the party
...amazing
party on!
but instead the latest addition to our free nation's political ranks.
the slogan: 'serious about sex' is not a joke
theyre aiming at a new sexuality for our nation.
mission statement includes:
-to overturn Internet censorship.
-incorporating the sexual education curriculum into schools
-making viagra and other such sexual stimulants more readily available
-promote femenism (ie. more women in parliament, pssh)
-legalize gay marriages
-Abolish sex slavery and sexual servitude by introducing non morality-based immigration policies that allow bona-fide sex workers to work legally in Australia.
-Overturn racist laws that ban Aboriginal people from possessing erotic and sexual media in the Northern Territory.
-Ensure the sexual rights and freedoms of the disabled and elderly in institutions.
-rights, privledges, health care etc. for sex workers
the party launches itself at the melbourne sexpo
adult sex stores all over the nation will act as the fronts for the party
...amazing
party on!
my fiery passion
Mainstream is to individuality, as the Anti-Christ is to Christianity. In essence, a vile force responsible for a social standstill of culture, lack of individualism and achieving nothing but a social conformity. The term mainstream is generally used in reference to categorizing the arts – music, media, literature and media. Mainstream can be defined as something that is ordinary or usual, and a conformity to a standard; ie. A lack of individuality, personality, and shows no evidence of any introspective motives. The mainstream is accepted because it’s simply what’s popular, what’s accepted, and what follows the latest trends. Mainstream culture, or the popular culture- which ironically lacks any culture - is evident beyond just the arts, it also extends to fashion trends, sports, architecture and design. It has been deemed: “superficial, consumerist, sensationalist and corrupted.” These facts are gospel, and can be related to even the studies of science to be proven. Mainstream in the greater scheme of things, has consequently come about due to our society’s sociology. People feel they have to conform in order to be accepted. But why would you want to be like everyone else?
Popular culture can be easily identified; basically, if you want to be experienced to the few wonders it has to offer, turn on your TV, tune your radio, look in your mailbox, log on to the internet or even simply just talk to your friends/colleagues/family! (The entire previously listed are applicable to 96 % of society)Mainstream music is everywhere. People accept it because they think: “Well if it’s what everyone else listens to, it must be good, right?” Music plays an essential part in modern, contemporary society; this is heavily liable to the advances in technology throughout the 21st century. Not only can we listen to virtually any music desire, but we can download it, share it, and take it everywhere with us thanks to the revolutionary portable music players. These days, the masses are basically spoon fed the bands they should listen to, no one bothers to delve beyond the realms of mainstream. Websites such as myspace, youtube, facebook, lastfm etc; programs such as videohits, rage, [V], MTV etc; radio stations such as 92.9, 93.7, 94.5, 96.1; all showcase the latest, and ‘greatest’ current hits and pop tunes - And people rely on these sources to provide them with their latest feed of musical rubbish. When Johnny Cash started gigging, people thought his music was satanic. It was so different to anything they had ever heard. Country music wasn’t mainstream; he was one of the earliest advocates of the genre. At the beginning of his career, he was told by a producer: "go home and sin, and then come back with a song I can sell." Johnny Cash is a prime example of someone who went against the status quo, he rebelled, and he went on to become one of the most influential musicians of the contemporary music world. Hence, the nature of the iconoclast reveals three ironic summations; mainstream music discourages individuality; mainstream music encourages conformity and lastly mainstream music translates into mainstream sociality. Since people create social identities for themselves which not only reflect a bad taste in music, they are also based upon what corporations decide people will like, and easily place these people into stereotypes – and no one likes being stereotyped!
Technology has changed society beyond measure; some would argue for the better, others would have a great counter-argument to that statement. Thanks to technology, wonderful things such as the media exist. Technology has the potential to be used for great things; however, it is often abused. The media know full well how effective streaming trends and the latest ‘goss’ via TV, Internet, magazines etc. We believe anything we hear on the news, anything that is ‘scientifically proven’, we waste our time deepening the rot with vulgar and inhumane depictions of anything and everything, ranging from violence to black people, sexuality to politics. Shows such as dancing with the stars, taken out (now cut from prime time air), the biggest loser, home and away, neighbours, today tonight, a current affair, 60 minutes etc. offer nothing but a measly stint of half hour mind numbing backwash – no stimulation; well not for me anyway. Our society is too willing to allow the media to form their moral systems and provide them with the information necessary to function in a modern world. One such example is the landing of Apollo 11 on the moon – the first manned vessel to successfully touch the moon and return. There has been much speculation as to whether this is a hoax or not; much debate has been had in reference to: shadows cast, star visibility, camera tolerance of the temperature extremes, highlights that do not appear naturally, similarities with other Apollo footage, appearance of coke bottles in the lower left of the screen, and the list goes on and on. Society trusted the media to provide them with the events which would in turn change the whole human race’s knowledge and existence. But what if these events were simply faked? Should we always rely on the mainstream media to provide us with local and world changing events alike? Again, the answers to these questions (even if they are rhetorical) begin with two concepts – ‘individuality’, and ‘lack of it’. Society has become a product of the media, all too willing to participate in the questionable garbage.
As sad as it may be, mainstream is affecting everyone’s life, like it or not. People are succumbing to the corporations; to the media; to judgement; to peer pressure, to the human yearning of acceptance. The means of satisfying this yearning has been translated into conforming to society’s views of “what is the norm”. In addition to the visual influences, print media is cementing mainstream ideas and trends into the oh-so-ambiguous-not-to-mention-captivating gossip magazines. If something is written down or broadcast, ‘written in stone’, people are convinced that it holds some sort of reliability that is associated with the publication. Human instinct tells us that acceptance will generate a peaceful existence; people are afraid of being judged and labeled. The media reinforces that a perfect body image is essential to live a wholesome life full of love, laughter, prosperity and happiness. This is clearly evident amongst young girls, who feel the need to be ‘model-thin’. This is a negative influence, like most of the media, which can have serious repercussions when practiced religiously by teenage girls; results can be major illness and even fatal sometimes. It is unfortunate that some people have to conform to believe that fit in – or are ‘cool’. We fill our minds with these demeaning ideologies constructed by the media to benefit the corporations, which once again result in a severe lack of individuality and reinforce conformation.
I’m not trying to turn people around; I don’t strive to make people realize they’re boring. I’d hate for everyone to like what I like – I’m glad the world is populated with this kind of ‘filler’. Everything in this universe is relative; in order for something to have a point and a meaning, it has to be contrasted to something that doesn’t. For someone to be an individual, their traits have to be compared to the smorgasbord of uninteresting people. To challenge the normal, there has to be a bar set at where the normal is. Newton’s theories of relativity do apply to more than the science of physics after all: "A body continues to maintain its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force." The media is that external force, people are the body, they are acted upon, and their inertia is thus submissive to how the media sees fit. "F = ma: the net force on an object is equal to the mass of the object multiplied by its acceleration." People are the product of conventional, normal, ‘boring’ ideas. "To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." It is thanks to these actions, notions, beliefs and people that it is realized that there is an opposite. Everything is relative; conventional, widespread, typical mainstream ideas, beliefs, and attitudes can be seen as the contradistinction to individuality. I am by no means the ultimate testimony to my beliefs, but I do believe I’m well on the way to it. To make the ultimate summation, I am thankful that I have realized these facts at such an early age – I’d hate to be the product of anything other than my parents; and hopefully I’ll one day live an original and extraordinary life.
Popular culture can be easily identified; basically, if you want to be experienced to the few wonders it has to offer, turn on your TV, tune your radio, look in your mailbox, log on to the internet or even simply just talk to your friends/colleagues/family! (The entire previously listed are applicable to 96 % of society)Mainstream music is everywhere. People accept it because they think: “Well if it’s what everyone else listens to, it must be good, right?” Music plays an essential part in modern, contemporary society; this is heavily liable to the advances in technology throughout the 21st century. Not only can we listen to virtually any music desire, but we can download it, share it, and take it everywhere with us thanks to the revolutionary portable music players. These days, the masses are basically spoon fed the bands they should listen to, no one bothers to delve beyond the realms of mainstream. Websites such as myspace, youtube, facebook, lastfm etc; programs such as videohits, rage, [V], MTV etc; radio stations such as 92.9, 93.7, 94.5, 96.1; all showcase the latest, and ‘greatest’ current hits and pop tunes - And people rely on these sources to provide them with their latest feed of musical rubbish. When Johnny Cash started gigging, people thought his music was satanic. It was so different to anything they had ever heard. Country music wasn’t mainstream; he was one of the earliest advocates of the genre. At the beginning of his career, he was told by a producer: "go home and sin, and then come back with a song I can sell." Johnny Cash is a prime example of someone who went against the status quo, he rebelled, and he went on to become one of the most influential musicians of the contemporary music world. Hence, the nature of the iconoclast reveals three ironic summations; mainstream music discourages individuality; mainstream music encourages conformity and lastly mainstream music translates into mainstream sociality. Since people create social identities for themselves which not only reflect a bad taste in music, they are also based upon what corporations decide people will like, and easily place these people into stereotypes – and no one likes being stereotyped!
Technology has changed society beyond measure; some would argue for the better, others would have a great counter-argument to that statement. Thanks to technology, wonderful things such as the media exist. Technology has the potential to be used for great things; however, it is often abused. The media know full well how effective streaming trends and the latest ‘goss’ via TV, Internet, magazines etc. We believe anything we hear on the news, anything that is ‘scientifically proven’, we waste our time deepening the rot with vulgar and inhumane depictions of anything and everything, ranging from violence to black people, sexuality to politics. Shows such as dancing with the stars, taken out (now cut from prime time air), the biggest loser, home and away, neighbours, today tonight, a current affair, 60 minutes etc. offer nothing but a measly stint of half hour mind numbing backwash – no stimulation; well not for me anyway. Our society is too willing to allow the media to form their moral systems and provide them with the information necessary to function in a modern world. One such example is the landing of Apollo 11 on the moon – the first manned vessel to successfully touch the moon and return. There has been much speculation as to whether this is a hoax or not; much debate has been had in reference to: shadows cast, star visibility, camera tolerance of the temperature extremes, highlights that do not appear naturally, similarities with other Apollo footage, appearance of coke bottles in the lower left of the screen, and the list goes on and on. Society trusted the media to provide them with the events which would in turn change the whole human race’s knowledge and existence. But what if these events were simply faked? Should we always rely on the mainstream media to provide us with local and world changing events alike? Again, the answers to these questions (even if they are rhetorical) begin with two concepts – ‘individuality’, and ‘lack of it’. Society has become a product of the media, all too willing to participate in the questionable garbage.
As sad as it may be, mainstream is affecting everyone’s life, like it or not. People are succumbing to the corporations; to the media; to judgement; to peer pressure, to the human yearning of acceptance. The means of satisfying this yearning has been translated into conforming to society’s views of “what is the norm”. In addition to the visual influences, print media is cementing mainstream ideas and trends into the oh-so-ambiguous-not-to-mention-captivating gossip magazines. If something is written down or broadcast, ‘written in stone’, people are convinced that it holds some sort of reliability that is associated with the publication. Human instinct tells us that acceptance will generate a peaceful existence; people are afraid of being judged and labeled. The media reinforces that a perfect body image is essential to live a wholesome life full of love, laughter, prosperity and happiness. This is clearly evident amongst young girls, who feel the need to be ‘model-thin’. This is a negative influence, like most of the media, which can have serious repercussions when practiced religiously by teenage girls; results can be major illness and even fatal sometimes. It is unfortunate that some people have to conform to believe that fit in – or are ‘cool’. We fill our minds with these demeaning ideologies constructed by the media to benefit the corporations, which once again result in a severe lack of individuality and reinforce conformation.
I’m not trying to turn people around; I don’t strive to make people realize they’re boring. I’d hate for everyone to like what I like – I’m glad the world is populated with this kind of ‘filler’. Everything in this universe is relative; in order for something to have a point and a meaning, it has to be contrasted to something that doesn’t. For someone to be an individual, their traits have to be compared to the smorgasbord of uninteresting people. To challenge the normal, there has to be a bar set at where the normal is. Newton’s theories of relativity do apply to more than the science of physics after all: "A body continues to maintain its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force." The media is that external force, people are the body, they are acted upon, and their inertia is thus submissive to how the media sees fit. "F = ma: the net force on an object is equal to the mass of the object multiplied by its acceleration." People are the product of conventional, normal, ‘boring’ ideas. "To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." It is thanks to these actions, notions, beliefs and people that it is realized that there is an opposite. Everything is relative; conventional, widespread, typical mainstream ideas, beliefs, and attitudes can be seen as the contradistinction to individuality. I am by no means the ultimate testimony to my beliefs, but I do believe I’m well on the way to it. To make the ultimate summation, I am thankful that I have realized these facts at such an early age – I’d hate to be the product of anything other than my parents; and hopefully I’ll one day live an original and extraordinary life.
vulgar dutch humour
jacqui: what do you want for dinner?
wayan: ... i dont care?
jacqui: well im gonna make poo then - hahahahaha!!
wayan: :|
wayan: ... i dont care?
jacqui: well im gonna make poo then - hahahahaha!!
wayan: :|
ok, here it is:
the verdict.
after years of study, scientific reasoning and philosophical research,
ive come to the conclusion that the receding hairline is an indication of the evolutionary process' we are undergoing, turning from man to _________.
if you are undergoing the transformation of alopecia areata, do not be ashamed!
stand tall and proud, as you will lead all the other homo's (the latin word for human)
as it is you and your heritable traits that continue on to your own contribution to populating the world that will be the first kind to colonize on a more intergalactic spectrum.
i base this on the facts that:
over time, we have evolved to lose our hair - its unneccesary!
and balding is our contemporary adaptation to shedding of hair.
the skin stretches to cater for the gradual increase in our brain's new and improved size.
a pictorial guide to the introduction of my theory:
(in chronological order)
(ok, so a few genetic mutations did happen - we cant be perfect)
so i might have skipped a couple of hundred thousand years inbetween each, but you get the general jist.
if you are still a skeptic against my theory;
i set you this task:
find a picture of an alien with hair
GOODLUCK!
"i'll take whatever it takes"
over and out.
after years of study, scientific reasoning and philosophical research,
ive come to the conclusion that the receding hairline is an indication of the evolutionary process' we are undergoing, turning from man to _________.
if you are undergoing the transformation of alopecia areata, do not be ashamed!
stand tall and proud, as you will lead all the other homo's (the latin word for human)
as it is you and your heritable traits that continue on to your own contribution to populating the world that will be the first kind to colonize on a more intergalactic spectrum.
i base this on the facts that:
over time, we have evolved to lose our hair - its unneccesary!
and balding is our contemporary adaptation to shedding of hair.
the skin stretches to cater for the gradual increase in our brain's new and improved size.
a pictorial guide to the introduction of my theory:
(in chronological order)
(ok, so a few genetic mutations did happen - we cant be perfect)
so i might have skipped a couple of hundred thousand years inbetween each, but you get the general jist.
if you are still a skeptic against my theory;
i set you this task:
find a picture of an alien with hair
GOODLUCK!
"i'll take whatever it takes"
over and out.
anenome
i had an amazing dream last night
and i actually remembered it... (those pills might be working)
the girl i have been keen on/keen off with for a long time now admitted her love for me. get drrrrty
i had my own house - layout was exactly how i wanted it.
she came round to my house, no need for details.
then the party seemed to be multiplying as rapidly as uranium-238 decays.
sooner or later everyone ive ever met was in my house.
i did a dj set - revolutionized turntablism forerev..
barty was pangin'
homer simpson was in my backyard passed out with a magnum in his hand (before the transcendence into my subconscious dreamland i saw some choe artwork which showcased a homer simpson jerkin' his gerkin' whilst strangling a bald chicken)
we were taking heavy drugs, in the form of plastic rods. you would cut them up, place them in the peace pipe, 2+2=4!
then my love soon as she had come seemed to leave.
cunts started to trash my house.
i ran out to the backyard to grab the weapon.
fired a few warning shots to let them know who's boss
... . .... ... ... . .....
(money maysa called and woke me up)
((really happened))
ahh, i woke up wanting to stay in my mind's constructive dimension 4evaaaaa
i look forward to tonight!
and i actually remembered it... (those pills might be working)
the girl i have been keen on/keen off with for a long time now admitted her love for me. get drrrrty
i had my own house - layout was exactly how i wanted it.
she came round to my house, no need for details.
then the party seemed to be multiplying as rapidly as uranium-238 decays.
sooner or later everyone ive ever met was in my house.
i did a dj set - revolutionized turntablism forerev..
barty was pangin'
homer simpson was in my backyard passed out with a magnum in his hand (before the transcendence into my subconscious dreamland i saw some choe artwork which showcased a homer simpson jerkin' his gerkin' whilst strangling a bald chicken)
we were taking heavy drugs, in the form of plastic rods. you would cut them up, place them in the peace pipe, 2+2=4!
then my love soon as she had come seemed to leave.
cunts started to trash my house.
i ran out to the backyard to grab the weapon.
fired a few warning shots to let them know who's boss
... . .... ... ... . .....
(money maysa called and woke me up)
((really happened))
ahh, i woke up wanting to stay in my mind's constructive dimension 4evaaaaa
i look forward to tonight!
Monday, November 24, 2008
bohemianism
SANDALS
The Vietnamese and people throughout the Third World make a fantastically durable and comfortable pair of sandals out of rubber tires. They cut out a section of the outer tire (trace around the outside of the foot with a piece of chalk) which when trimmed forms the sole. Next 6 slits re made in the sole so the rubber straps can be criss-crossed and slid through the slits. The straps are made out of inner tubing. No nails are needed. If you have wide feet, use the new wide tread low profiles. For hard going, try radials. For best satisfaction and quality, steal the tires off a pig car or a government limousine.
Let's face it, if you really are into beating the clothing problem, move to a warm climate and run around naked. Skin is absolutely free, and will always be in style. Speaking of style, the midi and the maxi have obvious advantages when it comes to shoplifting and transporting weapons or bombs.
The Vietnamese and people throughout the Third World make a fantastically durable and comfortable pair of sandals out of rubber tires. They cut out a section of the outer tire (trace around the outside of the foot with a piece of chalk) which when trimmed forms the sole. Next 6 slits re made in the sole so the rubber straps can be criss-crossed and slid through the slits. The straps are made out of inner tubing. No nails are needed. If you have wide feet, use the new wide tread low profiles. For hard going, try radials. For best satisfaction and quality, steal the tires off a pig car or a government limousine.
Let's face it, if you really are into beating the clothing problem, move to a warm climate and run around naked. Skin is absolutely free, and will always be in style. Speaking of style, the midi and the maxi have obvious advantages when it comes to shoplifting and transporting weapons or bombs.
this is what dreams are made of *sung to saddle club theme song*
the ultimate, Mercedes Geländewagen (the popemobile was once a modded G)
but i guess i can settle for a mercedes 300SEL
what ever happened to saddle club?
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