Tuesday, November 25, 2008

australian sex party

nope, unfortunately its not a raging nation wide orgy
but instead the latest addition to our free nation's political ranks.

the slogan: 'serious about sex' is not a joke
theyre aiming at a new sexuality for our nation.
mission statement includes:
-to overturn Internet censorship.
-incorporating the sexual education curriculum into schools
-making viagra and other such sexual stimulants more readily available
-promote femenism (ie. more women in parliament, pssh)
-legalize gay marriages
-Abolish sex slavery and sexual servitude by introducing non morality-based immigration policies that allow bona-fide sex workers to work legally in Australia.
-Overturn racist laws that ban Aboriginal people from possessing erotic and sexual media in the Northern Territory.
-Ensure the sexual rights and freedoms of the disabled and elderly in institutions.
-rights, privledges, health care etc. for sex workers

the party launches itself at the melbourne sexpo
adult sex stores all over the nation will act as the fronts for the party



...amazing
party on!

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