ok, here it is:

the verdict.


after years of study, scientific reasoning and philosophical research,
ive come to the conclusion that the receding hairline is an indication of the evolutionary process' we are undergoing, turning from man to _________.

if you are undergoing the transformation of alopecia areata, do not be ashamed!
stand tall and proud, as you will lead all the other homo's (the latin word for human)
as it is you and your heritable traits that continue on to your own contribution to populating the world that will be the first kind to colonize on a more intergalactic spectrum.

i base this on the facts that:
over time, we have evolved to lose our hair - its unneccesary!
and balding is our contemporary adaptation to shedding of hair.
the skin stretches to cater for the gradual increase in our brain's new and improved size.


a pictorial guide to the introduction of my theory:
(in chronological order)










(ok, so a few genetic mutations did happen - we cant be perfect)







so i might have skipped a couple of hundred thousand years inbetween each, but you get the general jist.


if you are still a skeptic against my theory;
i set you this task:
find a picture of an alien with hair
GOODLUCK!







"i'll take whatever it takes"
over and out.